One day he wakes up and takes his vitamin pill and starts to feel all funky and junk, so he went to lie down on the couch. When he woke up he felt a lot better so he went to the gym to work out a bit. He normally can’t pick up the 200 lb weight, but today it was as light as a feather. He was amazed of what the pill did for him. So he went to the base and told the major.
The major said, “This is great”, and told him to go home and rest.
So he went to bed and said, “Today was very weird,” and fell asleep.

The next day he abruptly awoke from a large explosion. So Shackle put on his bulletproof armor and took his bazooka out and went to the location of the explosion. There was a space ship and bloodthirsty aliens in his living room.
The leader said, “Take me to your leader, simple Vampiron of Shegloup.”
Shackle said, “I got a name, over-grown booger!” He shot them with a bazooka.
The alien leader laughed and said, “That won’t hurt us.”
Then Shackle said, “That won’t hurt us,” in a mocking voice.
The alien said, “We killed all of your comrades and you and I are the only ones left on this burning world.”
At the top of his voice he yelled “Die!” And shot 1,000 shots at them.

He held off the aliens for 5 days, but then he got cornered and he was very dehydrated and starving. The aliens tried to suck his brains out, but he had a surprise for them. He had no brains!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! He had a special operation to have his brains and all of it’s contents into a microchip. In the shock of the aliens he got away and held them off for 5 ˝ whole years but he has numerous mortal wounds. In his last hour on Shegloup he gathered all of the bombs ever made, from nuclear warheads to cherry bombs, in a big hole 10 miles deep and in his dying breath he said “Asta Luego!” and blows up the whole